Club 30's"Kill the Boredom Demon" Jive Pad,101st Edition

last SG · 2008-11-04T11:53:00+00:00

Still on the redheaded bimb.... I mean, Sarah Palin....You guys read about how she was duped into talking to some comedian who claimed to be the French presi...

honeymouse SG

am eatin this

surprisingly good. was on sale. heehee. so i bought to try...=P

wish it was more spicy...

I tried something similar when I went to the Royal Melbourne Show last month. Not bad....

honeymouse SG

poor poor deluded mousy...

the teachers do not get any holidays at all...

when the brats are on holiday, the 'chers go back to work, planning the next year's stuff, going on course, running the admin stuff, doing the CCAs, being tormented by their principals...

Oh really?..... think teachers here in Oz are different..... cos' I have a friend who is high school teacher. He seems to enjoy his teaching life....

Ha ha... I know your parents were teachers too....

hisoka SG

as of now, Obama has 174 electorial votes.. he needs 270 to win..

McCain has 49

the Democrats have the Senate...

the House of Representatives is still nowhere near decided yet..

haven't been keeping track, but is obama really a better candidate? More on financials and suchrather than the war (not really concerned about the iraqi occupation)

hisoka SG

Oh really?..... think teachers here in Oz are different..... cos' I have a friend who is high school teacher. He seems to enjoy his teaching life....

Ha ha... I know your parents were teachers too....

in sg teachers have sad lives. they spend 80% of the time on admin as it is.

and as bear said, holidays means planning, useless meetings, etc. + the idiot emphasis on all the E/CCAs and the tonnes of make-up/extra classes............

the Bear SG

if i put a retarded chimp in office, it could not do worse than Dubbya..

actually i think Dubbya is a retarded chimp..

McCain is from the GOP.. they protect special interests and lobbyists.. they have a reputation for it..

the US and most of the world is in shit because of the past 8 years of Dubbya...

i don't know if Obama is any better than McCain.. but i think the US has had enough of the GOP

honeymouse SG

My friend who is a high school teacher.... we went to uni together doing the same course in civil engineering. After 1 year of working, he decided to go back to uni to do his PhD. And now he has decided to become a teacher...... He's a very smart guy. He will be a very good teacher.

av98m SG

Think the best is to be a teacher.... when students are on holiday, you're on holiday too....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

hisoka SG

anyway from what I've heard of palin, she'll be leading the corruption-encouragement team.

honeymouse SG

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

are your parents teachers too??!!

Sigh... we are living in different worlds.

the Bear SG

good for him..

i can't be a teacher.. i'd become a mass murderer

oh.. funny thing happened the other day.. one of the senile management was trying to brief some people.. the notes had this:

To mitigate the noise, there will be an erection of a noise dampening tower

the idiot was answering some questions about the noise during the Q&A and he said "yes.. because of the noise, we will have an erection"

i almost had internal injuries stifling my laughter

av98m SG

are your parents teachers too??!!

Sigh... we are living in different worlds.

no, but I work with some of them

av98m SG

good for him..

i can't be a teacher.. i'd become a mass murderer

oh.. funny thing happened the other day.. one of the senile management was trying to brief some people.. the notes had this:

To mitigate the noise, there will be an erection of a noise dampening tower

the idiot was answering some questions about the noise during the Q&A and he said "yes.. because of the noise, we will have an erection"

i almost had internal injuries stifling my laughter

we've had erection and pubic show up in powerpoints before

the Bear SG

we've had erection and pubic show up in powerpoints before

"Erection of a Noise Dampening Tower" as a bullet point in powerpoint is okay..

but..

"the lolly causes the most noise pollutions.. so yes.. we will have an erection" spoken to the audience clearly isn't

as for pubic areas.. uhh.. i think they're best left covered up

av98m SG

"Erection of a Noise Dampening Tower" as a bullet point in powerpoint is okay..

but..

"the lolly causes the most noise pollutions.. so yes.. we will have an erection" spoken to the audience clearly isn't

as for pubic areas.. uhh.. i think they're best left covered up

talk about poor choice of words

av98m SG

Since we're talking about erections, did anyone watch that MTV of Mariah Carey's Touch My Body?! Damn.

tare SG

good for him..

i can't be a teacher.. i'd become a mass murderer

oh.. funny thing happened the other day.. one of the senile management was trying to brief some people.. the notes had this:

To mitigate the noise, there will be an erection of a noise dampening tower

the idiot was answering some questions about the noise during the Q&A and he said "yes.. because of the noise, we will have an erection"

i almost had internal injuries stifling my laughter

wtf were they thinking when they were preparing the presentation?! o.O

i know a teacher b4... she warned the class she's having a hangover so dun piss her... one nvr listen... she grabbed the kid by the collar and slam him against the wall, feet off the ground!!! another kid pulled her sleeve and said sheepishly, "teacher teacher don't kill him...."

warning: can only be done to pri sch kids from neighbourhood schs... atas sch cannot even scold one...

不如就死 SG

wtf were they thinking when they were preparing the presentation?! o.O

warning: can only be done to pri sch kids from neighbourhood schs... atas sch cannot even scold one...

av98m SG

wtf were they thinking when they were preparing the presentation?! o.O

warning: can only be done to pri sch kids from neighbourhood schs... atas sch cannot even scold one...

wah, your friend is good

the Bear SG

the presentation part.. taken straight out from the construction plans..

if you see construction places, there'll be a board outside proclaiming the permit number, owner, builder and architect.. and the project would be "Erection of a 2-storey semi-detached.. blah blah"

thing is, this guy from the Senile Management.. engrish damned condemned one.. but he goes around shamelessly praising himself.. so most don't care if he goes around humiliating himself..

cassie SG

the presentation part.. taken straight out from the construction plans..

if you see construction places, there'll be a board outside proclaiming the permit number, owner, builder and architect.. and the project would be "Erection of a 2-storey semi-detached.. blah blah"

thing is, this guy from the Senile Management.. engrish damned condemned one.. but he goes around shamelessly praising himself.. so most don't care if he goes around humiliating himself..

can't he use kindergarten english eg "build" or "construct"? or was he trying to show his flair of the language? though i've sat in an entire meeting whereby the speaker went "condom" instead of "condo" - and it was no less than 10 times.

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